'The night I stopped drinking Bundy' - Boulder, W.A
‘Drink driving’ - Kalgoorlie, W.A.
‘Orthodontist’s wet dream’ - Corrigin, W.A.
'And those Asians reckon their tsunami was bad' - Hyden, W.A.
‘Indigenous Affairs officer' - Winnellie, N.T.
‘Drought affected area’ - Meekathara, W.A.
‘Chick magnet’ - Townsville, QLD
'Population control' - Stuart Hwy, S.A.
‘In the city it’s called ‘A good honest drop’’, Alice Springs, N.T.
'It’s a good beer but not as good as a milkshake’ - Karratha, W.A.
‘Never let a stutterer name something’ - Winninninnie Creek, S.A.
‘World’s laziest tree’ - Greenough, W.A.
‘In the outback, cops are just unnecessary middlemen’ - Geraldton, W.A.
'Super Nanny' - The Grawin, NSW
'Crack is a big problem in Australia' -Gove, N.T.
‘The local weatherman’s permanent excuse for being in the pub’ - Pannawonica, W.A.
'Not many backpackers get out of this town' - Wirulla, S.A.
'So much more effective than 'Beware of the dog' - Kellerberrin, W.A.
'Maybe this should be in Latin under the Australian coat of arms?' - Tennant Creek, N.T
'Winner of one of my talent quests. Can you spot the pervert orb?' - Ayers Rock, N.T
'I had a barrel full of laughs in this town' - Snowtown, S.A
‘World’s cheapest lingerie waitress’, Newman, W.A.
'How a typical Karratha man carries his six pack home' - Karratha, W.A
'My blow-up cow before inflation.' - Pilbara, W.A.
'My blow-up cow after inflation' - Pilbara, W.A.
Why not just say "Wongan Hills: Great place to stop and have a piss" - Wongan Hills, W.A.
'Outback gyno' - Mandurah, W.A
'Royal Australian Ballet school graduation party' -Karratha, W.A.
'One of the roots I pulled' - Parraburdoo, W.A.
'Mark Latham's chief diplomat' - Wyndham, W.A.
'Do you get it?' - Broome, W.A.
'West Australian Bachelor of the year' - Wickham, W.A.
'Ben Cousin's car' - Perth, W.A.
'The rare beer growing tree' - Mt Magnet, W.A
'Thanks to new signs, not as many people in Parraburdoo are dying' - Parraburdoo, W.A.
'Newman town planning' - Newman, W.A.
'I had a whale's cock of a time in this bar' - Walpole, W.A.
'Chinese restaurant owner' - Molong, W.A.
And so does your Mother - Sisters Rocks, W.A.
'I think a world record bin that was wider and less tall would have been more practical' - Kalgoorlie, W.A.
'Which speed am I meant to be doing, officer?' - Walgett, NSW
'West Australian Mistletoe' - Wagin, W.A.
'At least they're honest' - Broken Hill, NSW.
'Ivan Milat's guesthouse' - Wycliffe Well, N.T.
'i.e. Wear something' - Barrow Creek, W.A.
'He specialises in Browneye testing' - Perth, W.A.
‘I robbed this bank three times and got $80’ - Shackelton, W.A
'At the beginning of the trip, drunks chewing my ear off after a gig used to amuse me...' - Beverley, W.A
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Towns where Jimbo has done shows in Western Australia
1) Wyndham Town Hotel, Wyndham
2) Gulliver's Tavern, Kununurra
3) Turkey Creek Primary school, Turkey Creek (Kid's show)
4) Halls Creek Hotel, Halls Creek
5) Fitzroy Lodge, Fitzroy Creek
6) Boab Inn, Derby
Spinifex Hotel, Derby
7) Beagle Bay Primary School (Kid's show)
8) Roebuck Plains Roadhouse, Roebuck Plains
9) Roebuck Bay Hotel, Broome
Diver's Tavern, Broome
10) Last Chance Tavern, South Hedland
Matt Dann Cultural Theatre, South Hedland
11) Iron Clad Hotel, Marble Bar
12) Mermaid Hotel, Dampier
13) Karratha Tavern, Karratha
Tambrey Tavern, Karratha
Walkington Theatre, Karratha
14) Pannawonica Sports Club, Pannawonica
15) Beadon Bay Hotel, Onslow
16) Potshot Hotel, Exmouth
17) Mountain View Sporting Club, Tom Price
18) Paraburdoo Hotel, Paraburdoo
Paraburdoo Bowling Club, Paraburdoo
19) Coral Bay Hotel, Coral Bay
20) Red Sands Hotel, Newman
21) Jigalong School, Jigalong
22) Gascoyne Hotel, Carnarvon
23) Desert Inn, Laverton
24) Shark Bay Hotel, Denham
Heritage Resort, Denham
25) Gilgai Tavern, Kalbarri
26) Breakers Tavern, Geraldton
27) Railway Hotel, Mullewa
28) Yalgoo Hotel, Yalgoo
29) Mt Magnet Hotel, Mt Magnet
30) Royal Mail Hotel, Meekathara
31) Sandstone Hotel, Sandstone
32) Dongara Hotel Motel, Dongara
33) Perenjori Hotel, Perenjori
34) Kalgoorlie Hotel, Kalgoorlie
35) Rock Inn Hotel, Boulder
Main Reef Hotel, Boulder
Albion Shamrock Hotel, Boulder
36) Denver City Hotel, Coolgardie
37) Kambalda Club, Kambalda
38) Norseman Workers Club, Norseman
39) Salmon Gums Hotel, Salmon Gums
40) Grass Patch Tavern, Grass Patch
41) Esperance Hotel Motel, Esperance
Pier Hotel, Esperance
42) Port Hotel, Hopetoun
43) Palace Hotel, Ravensthorpe
44) Lake King Tavern, Lake King
45) Varley Country Club, Varley
46) Newdegate Hotel, Newdegate
47) Jerramungup Sports Club, Jerramungup
48) Ongerup Hotel, Ongerup
49) Borden Tavern, Borden
50) King River Tavern, Albany
51) Kalgarin Sports Club, Kalgarin
52) Kondinin Hotel, Kondinin
53) Kulin Hotel, Kulin
54) Narembeen Hotel, Narembeen
Narembeen Club, Narembeen
55) Kukerin Hotel, Kukerin
56) Mt Barker Hotel, Mt Barker
57) Cranbrook Hotel, Cranbrook
58) Gnowangerup Hotel, Gnowangerup
59) Imperial Hotel, Broomehill
60) Katanning Hotel, Katanning
61) Nyabing Inn, Nyabing
62) Woodanilling Tavern, Woodanilling
63) Royan Hotel, Kojonup
64) Dumbleyung Tavern, Dumbleyung
65) Palace Hotel, Wagin
66) Highbury Tavern, Highbury
67) Oasis Hotel, Harrismith
68) Wickepin Hotel, Wickepin
69) Hordern Hotel, Narrogin
70) Cuballing Tavern, Cuballing
71) Pingelly Football Club, Pingelly
72) Bedford Arms Hotel, Brookton
73) Corrigin Hotel, Corrigin
Corrigin Primary School, Corrigin
74) Hotel Beverley, Beverley
75) Castle Hotel, York
76) Ardath Hotel, Ardath
77) Bruce Rock Hotel, Bruce Rock
78) Bakers Hill Tavern, Bakers Hill
79) Avon Bridge Hotel, Northam
80) Meckering Sporting Club, Meckering
81) Tammin Hotel, Tammin
82) Kellerberrin Hotel, Kellerberrin
83) Northside Tavern, Merredin
Commercial Hotel, Merredin
84) Carrabin Roadhouse, Carrabin
85) Westonia Tavern, Westonia
86) Moorine Rock Hotel, Moorine Rock
87) Railway Hotel, Southern Cross
Club Hotel, Southern Cross
88) Bullfinch Hotel, Bullfinch
89) Mukinbudin Hotel, Mukinbudin
90) Nungarin Hotel, Nungarin
91) Trayning Hotel, Trayning
92) Wyalkatchem Hotel, Wyalkatchem
93) Koorda Hotel, Koorda
94) Bencubbin Hotel, Bencubbin
95) Beacon Country Club, Beacon
96) Commercial Hotel, Dowerin
97) Goomalling Tavern, Goomalling
98) Jennacubbine Tavern, Jennacubbine
99) Bolgart Hotel, Bolgart
100) Victoria Hotel, Toodyay
101) Calingiri Sports Club, Calingiri
102) Yerecoin Tavern, Yerecoin
103) Pithara Tavern, Pithara
104) Ballidu Tavern, Ballidu
105) Red Roof Tavern, Bullsbrook
106) Bakers Hill Tavern, Bakers Hill
107) Seabird Tavern, Seabird
108) Jurien Bay Hotel, Jurien Bay
109) Mojos Bar, Fremantle
110) Gosnells Hotel, Gosnells
110) Rock Inne Tavern, Karragullen
110) Byford Country Club, Byford
111) Dwellingup Hall, Dwellingup
112) Wandering Tavern, Wandering
113) Boddington Hotel, Boddington
114) Williams Hotel, Williams
115) Yarloop Hotel, Yarloop
116) Wokalup Hotel, Wokalup
117) Bruswick Tavern, Bruswick Junction
118) Quindanning Inn, Quindanning
119) Darkan Hotel, Darkan
120) Federal Hotel, Federal
121) Capel Country Club, Capel
122) Donnybrook Football Club, Donnybrook
123) Exchange Hotel, Greenbushes
124) Albies Tavern, Busselton
125) Dunsborough Hotel, Dunsborough
126) Settlers Tavern, Margaret River
127) Nannup Hotel, Nannup
128) Southern Forest Hotel, Manjimup
129) Quinninup Tavern, Quinninup
130) Northcliffe Hotel, Northcliffe
131) Walpole Hotel, Walpole
132) Frankland Country Club, Frankland
133) Rocky Gully Pub, Rocky Gully
134) Bremer Bay Resort, Bremer Bay
135) Boyup Brook Club, Boyup Brook
136) Karridale Tavern, Karridale
137) Mumby Pub, Mumballup
138) Ora Banda Hotel, Ora Banda
139) White House Hotel, Leonora
140) Wiluna Hotel, Wiluna
141) Nullagine Conglomerate Hotel, Nullagine
142) Whim Creek Hotel, Whim Creek
143) Northampton Motor Hotel, Northampton
144) Moora Club, Moora
145) Leeman Country and Sporting Club, Leeman
146) Wongan Hills Bowling Club, Wongan Hills
147) Cu@gingin cafe, Gin Gin
148) Munty Pub, Muntadgin
149) Wickepin Hotel, Wickepin
150) Ravenswood Hotel, Ravenswood
151) Dardenup Tavern, Dardenup
152) Eaton Tavern, Bunbury
153) Denmark Tavern, Denmark
154) Old Serpentine Tavern, Serpentine
155) Nabawa Valley Tavern, Nabawa
156) Yuna Tavern, Yuna
157) Walkaway Tavern, Walkaway
158) Kendenup Country Club, Kendenup
159) Denmark Tavern, Denmark
160) Greenhills Inn, Greenhills
161) Quairading Hotel, Quairading
162) Tambellup Hotel, Tambellup
163) Pemberton Sports Club, Pemberton
164) Scotts Tavern, Bridgetown
165) Wubin Hotel, Wubin
166) Dalwallinu Hotel, Dalwallinu
167) Mingenew Bowling Club, Mingenew
168) Moora Golf and Bowling Club, Moora
169) Carnamah Bowling Club, Carnamah
170) Watheroo Station Tavern, Watheroo
171) Coorow Bowling Club
172) Billabong Roadhouse, NW Coastal Hwy
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