'The night I stopped drinking Bundy' - Boulder, W.A

‘Drink driving’ - Kalgoorlie, W.A.

‘Orthodontist’s wet dream’ - Corrigin, W.A.

'And those Asians reckon their tsunami was bad' - Hyden, W.A.

‘Indigenous Affairs officer' - Winnellie, N.T.

‘Drought affected area’ - Meekathara, W.A.

‘Chick magnet’ - Townsville, QLD

'Population control' - Stuart Hwy, S.A.

‘In the city it’s called ‘A good honest drop’’, Alice Springs, N.T.

'It’s a good beer but not as good as a milkshake’ - Karratha, W.A.

‘Never let a stutterer name something’ - Winninninnie Creek, S.A.

‘World’s laziest tree’ - Greenough, W.A.

‘In the outback, cops are just unnecessary middlemen’ - Geraldton, W.A.

'Super Nanny' - The Grawin, NSW

'Crack is a big problem in Australia' -Gove, N.T.

‘The local weatherman’s permanent excuse for being in the pub’ - Pannawonica, W.A.

'Not many backpackers get out of this town' - Wirulla, S.A.

'So much more effective than 'Beware of the dog' - Kellerberrin, W.A.

'Maybe this should be in Latin under the Australian coat of arms?' - Tennant Creek, N.T

'Winner of one of my talent quests. Can you spot the pervert orb?' - Ayers Rock, N.T

'I had a barrel full of laughs in this town' - Snowtown, S.A

‘World’s cheapest lingerie waitress’, Newman, W.A.

'How a typical Karratha man carries his six pack home' - Karratha, W.A

'My blow-up cow before inflation.' - Pilbara, W.A.

'My blow-up cow after inflation' - Pilbara, W.A.

Why not just say "Wongan Hills: Great place to stop and have a piss" - Wongan Hills, W.A.

'Outback gyno' - Mandurah, W.A

'Royal Australian Ballet school graduation party' -Karratha, W.A.

'One of the roots I pulled' - Parraburdoo, W.A.

'Mark Latham's chief diplomat' - Wyndham, W.A.

'Do you get it?' - Broome, W.A.

'West Australian Bachelor of the year' - Wickham, W.A.

'Ben Cousin's car' - Perth, W.A.

'The rare beer growing tree' - Mt Magnet, W.A

'Thanks to new signs, not as many people in Parraburdoo are dying' - Parraburdoo, W.A.

'Newman town planning' - Newman, W.A.

'I had a whale's cock of a time in this bar' - Walpole, W.A.

'Chinese restaurant owner' - Molong, W.A.

And so does your Mother - Sisters Rocks, W.A.

'I think a world record bin that was wider and less tall would have been more practical' - Kalgoorlie, W.A.

'Which speed am I meant to be doing, officer?' - Walgett, NSW

'West Australian Mistletoe' - Wagin, W.A.

'At least they're honest' - Broken Hill, NSW.

'Ivan Milat's guesthouse' - Wycliffe Well, N.T.

'i.e. Wear something' - Barrow Creek, W.A.

'He specialises in Browneye testing' - Perth, W.A.

‘I robbed this bank three times and got $80’ - Shackelton, W.A

'At the beginning of the trip, drunks chewing my ear off after a gig used to amuse me...' - Beverley, W.A